In-flight safety videos are big news, thanks to Delta Air Lines’ spiced-up preflight announcements. So as a public service, I’ve reviewed the five sexiest in-flight safety videos online.
Let’s get right to it …
Rating: 5 (out of 5)
What’s sexy: Angelina Jolie lookalike has a gleam in her eye as she discusses water evacuation.
What’s not: nothing.
What’s sexy: it’s en Francais.
What’s not sexy: it’s … en Francais.
What’s sexy: supermodel shows how to move seat into upright position.
What’s not sexy: symphonic soundtrack is a snoozer.
What’s sexy: lithe female passenger blows into flotation device and smiles.
What’s not sexy: having a bull for a seatmate. (Wait, maybe I got it the wrong way around?)
What’s sexy: woman in leather boots demonstrates brace position.
What’s not sexy: male announcer urges passengers to “do up” seatbelts.
Hat tip to Jeanne “I’m-immune-to-your-charms” Leblanc for finally convincing me the Delta video had gone viral.8 Comments