TSA Watch: These terrorists don’t need to be screened — they have uniforms

Today’s word is “inconsistent.”

Say it with me: inconsistent.

If the last week’s events have shown us anything, it’s that the federal agency guarding America’s skies is inconsistent.

Dangerously inconsistent, sometimes.

Consider the outrage over rapper Freddie Gibbs, who slipped a bag of marijuana in his checked luggage on a flight last week. But when the TSA found his stash at the airport, it didn’t report him. Instead, it let him off with a lighthearted warning when an agent allegedly wrote, “C’mon son” on the official “you’ve been inspected” card.

How do we know this? Because Gibbs posted the evidence online.

TSA has reluctantly agreed to investigate the matter, but only after being contacted by a blogger.

Interestingly, another TSA representative, in a separate case, claimed the agency doesn’t care about drugs in the suitcases it inspects at the airport.

Oddly, we got word that more than a dozen TSA screeners in Charlotte could lose their jobs after an internal investigation showed they didn’t properly screen luggage. Over a one-week period in June, 80 of 80,000 bags were “not screened according to security protocol,” according to the TSA.

Of course, the apparent lapse led to no terrorist incidents. Not even a single rapper tweeting about his grass.

So let me get this straight: Drugs are OK, but letting a few unchecked bags with nothing dangerous on board — not OK?

C’mon, TSA.

But while those inconsistencies are laughable, this one isn’t: The Senate just voted to give members of the armed services and their families a special expedited TSA line. It suggests soldiers should experience a less thorough screening when they are flying. This, in itself, is troubling because there is no evidence that being in the military makes you less likely to commit an act of terrorism. As a former TSA officer observed on the TSA News Blog, being in the military may actually increase the likelihood you’re a terrorist.

You might not realize this, but the TSA has quietly been giving itself and its friends these special privileges all along. I received a copy of the TSA’s in-house newsletter, the originally named “TSA Today” with a little blurb about a new “flying employee’s lane” that opened earlier this year in Nashville. It allows non-uniformed crew, airport employees flying out and families of airport employees traveling with them to use the lane. (My source believes TSA agents also have access to the special lane.)

“There is a saying that ‘some of the smallest things can make you very happy’,” TSA Today wrote. It noted,

I have noticed in the past month instead of a constant flow of complaints from crew and airline employees; compliments and kudos to the FSD [Federal Security Director].

Whenever I am watching the Employee Lane and interact with the employees, you can see the smiles on their faces and hear words of appreciation.

Alright, so let me see if I understand this: Off-duty baristas, airport parking attendants, the great-niece of screener trainee — they can all use a special lane and are probably waved through the checkpoint, while the rest of us have to stand in a long line, get scanned, patted down, prodded and poked?

Look up “inconsistent” in the dictionary. One of the definitions is “Transportation Security Administration.”

C’mon.

I’ve actually spoken with the agency about its uneven approach to security — why one passengers may get a thorough search and swabbing and another may not. The TSA wants to keep terrorists on their toes by being unpredictable. Consistently screening every passenger, it argues, would give the bad guys a roadmap for their next attack.

Problem is, the agency is inconsistent when it shouldn’t be and consistent when it shouldn’t.

TSA has already said children’s shoes won’t be scanned for explosive devices. It’s also promised not to do any body cavity searches. An enterprising terrorist could recruit children to do Allah’s work and wedge a block of Semtex into an adult passenger’s body cavity to help them along. (And while you’re at it, how much would it cost to procure a fake military ID and uniform, so you could take the shortcut line?)

Now the agency is waiving obviously illegal items like drugs through its checkpoints, an action the majority of American air travelers almost certainly would disapprove of, but it’s firing agents for letting a couple of harmless bags slide.

Inconsistent? That may be putting it politely.

(Photo: Da Nthomas/Flickr)

  • Anonymous

    Anyone remember “Saving Private Ryan”? That depicted an Army Ranger sniper who prayed to his God as he killed? I’m not necessarily equating that with a terrorist act, but I could easily imagine a so-called Christian justifying violence on religious grounds.I don’t know about screaming “God is Great!”, but I don’t doubt Christian terrorists have invoked God in prayer as they carried out their terrorist acts.We’re arguing about window dressing rather than heart of why people carry out certain acts.

  • Anonymous

    Rape! Rape! Rape! That seems dominate on your mind. Find some other adjective; you have worn this one out.
    Were you abused as a child?  Sorry.

    Cut thru your anger and make more positive constructive comments/arguments.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks. After being the brunt of Michelle’s anger (above) it is nice to hear some ‘kind’ words.

  • Anonymous

    As long as it’s just a “shorter” line, I’m fine with that. 

    I don’t think anyone should be subject to less screening than someone else b/c of their seat assignment, military dress, relationship to the TSA, or member of government.

  • Anonymous

    As of last year, Islam is the largest religion in the world. You can minimize it but one day you’ll realize that  you’re in the minority in way too many places. Look at Blacks and Hispanics in America today.

  • Anonymous

    Chris, any upcoming TSA Watch articles coming up on the petition put on the White House website to abolish the TSA and John Pistole’s subsequent response on how great the TSA is? 

  • Gennadiy Treyger

    I assume you are making that statement with a straight face, and that speaks volumes!

  • Anonymous

    Did you actually read my post? I was very clear that my disdain was held for the people who use “Allah hu akbar” as their rallying cry against those they claim to be “the infidels”, not an attack on an entire religion. 

  • Anonymous

    The point you are missing on the 80 unscreened bags is is that they were unscreened.  That they allegedly contained nothing harmful to a plane is good for the flying public (but we will never know what may have been in those 80 bags since they were not screened).  The rapper’s bag may have contained illegal substances but nothing harmful to the flyers, but it was screened to see that it did not contain anything prohibited.  Since TSA is not a law enforcement organization and their mandated purpose is to keep things that terrorists can use to bring down planes off of planes, not screening those 80 bags violated that mandate.  Not finding or reporting the pot in the suitcase that was screened (if it really was even there to be found) is acceptable because the bag was checked for prohibited items and passed that check.  I don’t find this inconsistent.  I believe any screeners who are not screening bags properly should be fired as should any other TSA employee who is not doing his or her job correctly.  Maybe if enough of them do get fired the rest will get the message that they need to know and follow their policies and procedures instead of making things up on the fly to confuse and intimidate the public at the airport.

    Many airports I fly through already have expedited employee lanes so I’m not sure what is so special about the one in Nashville.  The only thing that is “expedited” in the ones I have seen is that, like the 1st class and other elite level travelers, the employees get to the front of the line quicker but still have to go through the same level of security check as everyone else — bags through the xray and metal detector or scanner for the body.  I have never seen an airport employee or flight crew member “waved through the checkpoint.”  So even if a terrorist found the correct uniform and ID that would allow him or her to use the expedited line, they would still not be able to just walk on through without being checked. (Not having seen the Nashville line, I can’t really say if it is different from the others I have seen but I seriously doubt it.)  Of course the fact that the effectiveness of the checkpoint screening is debatable is a whole ‘nother topic.

  • Anonymous

    Check your facts. Islam is practiced by less than 25% of the world’s population. It is still second to Christianity.

  • Anonymous

    Using God as justification for your actions is nothing new, that much is true. However, I would defy you to point to a part of the Bible that instructs adherents to kill the adherents of another religion, or justifies lying and misleading others to further your religious agenda.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sommer.gentry Sommer Gentry

    Rape is an entirely accurate word to describe what TSA agents are doing to some passengers as part of their random and unpredictable processes.  I was raped by a TSA agent with a hand-held metal detector.  Here’s the FBI’s definition of rape: rape is “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with
    any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another
    person, without the consent of the victim.”  The TSA penetrated me with an object, without my consent.  Yes, it’s rape.  I’m sorry you think I’m the one who has a problem because I am trying to stop the government from hiring more thugs to rape more people, but it’s pretty shocking how non-chalant you are about women being raped at checkpoints.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sommer.gentry Sommer Gentry

    I’m sorry to hear that you are also experiencing mental anxiety about going through TSA checkpoints.  I’m in the exact same boat.  Going up against the TSA is utterly terrifying.  The TSA terrorizes innocent people all day long, and it needs to stop.

  • Anonymous

    I meant ahead of the Catholic religion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sommer.gentry Sommer Gentry

    I don’t think the article argues that service members are terrorists, but it’s certainly true that on historical averages, active-duty military members are more likely to commit terrorist acts than other U.S. citizens.  It’s utterly senseless to search other citizens in more intense ways when they are less likely to commit terrorist acts than members of the military.  Let’s drop the security theater and admit that  NO ONE deserves a stranger’s hands down his pants – terrorism suspects and police searches with probable cause or warrants excepted.

  • Anonymous

    If you’re gonna make that distinction, then you need to split Islam into Sunni and Shia.

  • Anonymous

    Professionalism? We are talking about TSA you know.

  • Anonymous

    Based on what I interpreted from the article, I assumed the bill was to allow them to “cut” the line like first class and elites do…but, after further review, it may be about less screening, which I do not agree with.

    The only people who really do not need screening are the pilots. We trust them to fly a fuel laden plane while carrying a firearm…I am ok with them having a full size tube of Crest.

  • Anonymous

    My husband and I were talking about this article and he asked what I thought was a very cogent question.  Who pays for the expedited screening in the first place?  Every ticket has that $2.50 TSA tax imposed on it.  I’m not aware that the fee goes up by class purchased.  In other words, when one pays the extra for the first class ticket, or is a very frequent flyer, thus generating lots of revenue for the *airlines*, how does that translate into paying for a separate, expedited security line? TSA tax is still $2.50.  My husband’s concern was that the average taxpayer is subsidizing the separate line for the elite and frequent flyers. 

    Do the airlines pay for that separate screening line?

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for being so knowledgeable. Most Americans believe there’s one kind of Islam: the Guilty one.

  • Anonymous

    Agreed on all counts then, Mike. :)

  • Anonymous

    From what I understand, the airlines pay for the line to the point where a TSA agent looks at your ID, at that point the TSA takes over. That is why the airlines can put a “special” line in place to get first class and elites to the front of the line.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VD65AQPJSXRX2GCRRMINB4VFSY moiraj927

    Has anyone read the book “The Pilot’s Wife?”  I know it is a work of fiction, but the plot shows that similar events (the downing of an aircraft by a bomb brought on board by the pilot deliberately) are entirely within the realm of possibility. 
     
    I trust pilots with my life every time and I am in favour of granting them some latitude but “stuff happens.”  With that in mind, even in an expedited line created for crew, I believe they should all be screened thoroughly. 
     
     

  • Anonymous

    Would someone please tell me WHEN the Ft. Hood Shooter will be brought to trial?  He killed so many people.  I last read his attorney was “on vacation” and he (the shooter) was under psychiatric care.  Give me a break.  Bring him to TRIAL NOW!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Since I don’t fly that much and when I do, it’s out of Eppley (Omaha) or MCI (Kansas City) and neither have elite lines, I’m not really getting the picture here.  Airlines pay for the machinery or space?  While the taxpayers and the purchasers of airfares are paying for an officer or two to be dedicated to a much smaller segment of the population?  In effect, limited resources are being shunted to a small segment of the flying population?  Looking at TSA news releases on the frequent flier programs, it seems that they plan to spend less time with those people, as well (but reserve the right to screen them as thoroughly as the general public on a random basis, so as to foil those trying to game the system – their words).

    So – we’re spending tax dollars and general TSA tax fees to have TSA officers dedicated solely to cursory inspections of first-class and elite flyers, while the rabble piles up in long lines at the other screening sites.  There’s something wrong there in the first place.  I’m with Raven – screen *everybody* the same way.  That ought to bring about some much-needed changes.

  • timothy crowe

    The TSA can’t process Soldiers like civilian slaves. TSA pat down procedures are in violation of DA 600-20. Processing a Soldier through a TSA checkpoint would subject the unit commander to a sexual harassment and or sexual assault charge. As a civilian you have no such civil protections. The new NDAA bill made it very clear if you don’t drink the establishments coo-laid expect to be carted off for indefinite detention. You might want to start thinking about who you elect for president.

  • Anonymous

    Putting aside the whole issue I have with TSA’s apparent disregard for the 4th Amendment – which seems to be the main issue folks have here – I would think that a “I’m OK” card to get through TSA could, in this day and age, be rather easily duplicated by the bad guys.

  • Anonymous

    The first class/elite lines basically ”cut” the line and bring the passenger to the same TSA agents who checks ID’s before sending you back to the same scanners as everyone else. The first class/elite flyers are the airlines better (spendier) customers and this is how the airline is able to expedite them TO (not through) the checkpoint. They receive the same screening.

  • Anonymous

    The TSA actually is making a big deal about finding drugs and reporting it to the proper local authorities.

    http://www.tsa.gov/weekly/officer_observation_large_drug.shtm
    http://www.tsa.gov/press/happenings/oakland_illegal_drugs.shtm
    http://www.tsa.gov/press/happenings/tampa_bdo_illegal_drugs.shtm

    You’re right that they’re not a law enforcement agency per se (although their Air Marshal Service is).  However, I’ve seen armed uniformed TSA agents around airports, but the releases from the TSA say they refer illegal drug cases to whatever local law enforcement has authority at the airport.

    I don’t think whether personnel are “law enforcement” has to be the criteria for whether or not something is done when a violation of the law is seen.  Even an agency like the National Park Service has law enforcement in the form of armed rangers and US Park Police.  If even a maintenance worker sees something illegal going on (including violations of local laws) they will generally call in their own cops.

  • Anonymous

    The only airport I have seen with a completely dedicated elite line is IAH (Houston, TX Bush Airport) in the C terminal.  And that line is usually longer than the line for the regular passengers since nearly everyone flying on Continental/United is some level of elite.  Every other terminal at IAH and every other airport I have flown through there is no separate group of TSA or separate equipment dedicated only to the elite flyers, you just get to the front of the line quicker.  By the time you get to the xray and scanners, the TSA don’t know you from any other flyer and everyone gets treated the same at the actual checkpoint.

  • Anonymous

    I have seen Customs and Border Patrol at airports wearing guns (which I believe are part of Homeland Security like the TSA is), but never TSA.  Are you sure about that?

  • Anonymous

    I see military in uniform going through the TSA checkpoints at airports all the time. Some alone and some with large numbers of others in uniform who appear to be part of the same group.  Some have been patted down like any other traveller with no apparent issues.  So I’m confused about your comments.

  • Anonymous

    And yes, I do believe that TSA will report you to the proper authorities if they find illegal items in your suitcase.  However, I am skeptical that the so called marijuana shown in the picture by the rapper was in the suitcase or if it was in there it was probably hidden well enough that the TSA screener did not find it depending on what they opened the bag for.  The screener was probably not looking for that when they opened the suitcase.

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  • Anonymous

    Again, TSA cannot catch basic prohibited items, such as knives and guns, on a consistent basis.

    Then, while they further waste their time over drugs, we expect them to stop a potential terrorist?

  • Anonymous

    “but I could easily imagine a so-called Christian justifying violence on religious grounds.”

    You don’t have to imagine it, as history is filled with examples of it happening.

    The Crusades. Spanish Inquisition. Anti-abortion bombings/killings. Even W. Bush all but said that God told him that invading Iraq would be a pretty neat idea.

  • Anonymous

    “As a civilian you have no such civil protections”

    The Constitution says otherwise.

  • Anonymous

    I think Chris (or whoever entered the headline) had a poor choice in verbiage.  I read the entire piece, and it certainly didn’t convey the meaning that one might get from a quick glance at the headline and the photo.

    Perhaps a more acaccurate headline would have been, “These couldn’t possibly be terrorists – they have uniforms.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/sommer.gentry Sommer Gentry

    I’m a civilian DOD employee, and I reported being sexually assaulted at the airport by a TSA screener while on official travel.  So far no authority, not the military nor the Congress nor the courts, has been willing to hold the TSA responsible for the sexual violence it perpetrates.

  • Anonymous

    I agree 100% on Chris’s point that military members should not get a free pass through screening.

    Timothy McVeigh was in the US military and so was Nadal Hassan.

    90% of what the TSA does is security theater.

  • http://twitter.com/FlyingPhotog Paul Thompson

    Regarding special security lines for flying airline employees…

    I’m an airline employee who flies dozens of times each year through many different airports. These special lines do not put employees under any less scrutiny that I’m aware of. We still have our ID checked, put all our belongings on the conveyor belt, remove our shoes and get scanned by metal detectors or “back scatter” machines like everyone else. These lines merely provide a shorter wait to be screened, not a detour around security measures.

    Other WORKING airport and airline employees can be waived through with just an ID check if they are not flying. If they were to be discovered boarding a plane without full screening it would likely lead to termination, and possibly a fine for their employer. Even if a guy is working the ramp, putting bags on planes all day and wants to fly somewhere after work, he must still complete a full TSA screening like any other air traveler.

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  • Chris Mcnulty

    Sorry folks, all the airline employees are screened, and all the military folks are too, even more so with the folks that have higher clearances…