Troubled TSA heads into holidays with egg on its face

Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any worse for the beleaguered Transportation Security Administration, they have.

This morning I reported on a new poll that says travelers feel the federal agency charged with protecting our transportation systems offered the travel industry’s worst customer service in 2010 — worse, even, than the nation’s airlines. But that is likely the least of its worries; after all, the agency apparently doesn’t care about its public image.

The latest incident involves a passenger who passed through a checkpoint with a handgun. Airport security is known to be porous, but this latest example, in which a loaded snub nose “baby” Glock pistol managed to get carried through a Houston TSA screening area without being detected, is shocking by any standard.

It gets worse. Last week, respected security expert Bruce Schneier confirmed what we’d suspected for several weeks: The TSA turned off most of its full-body scanners on Opt-Out Day, and oh, by the way, the current security procedures at the airport don’t work. At all.

But there’s more.

TSA lies. Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who soon will take charge of the House subcommittee overseeing the TSA, says he forced the agency to come clean on an incident in which a young boy who was given a pat-down at Salt Lake City International Airport. The boy’s father removed his son’s shirt in the video, prompting a loud public outcry.

TSA’s initial statement on the incident said the boy set off the alarm on the metal detector, according to a report in the Salt Lake Tribune — a point disputed by a man who taped the screening and posted it online. Chaffetz says the airport’s top TSA official admitted the boy didn’t trigger the alarm and the congressman went to bat to get the agency to correct its statement.

“I said, ‘You guys knew that at the beginning. You lied at the beginning,’” Chaffetz told the Tribune. The TSA’s blog now says that the boy was given a pat-down because of bulky clothing.

TSA steals. Last week, Troy Davis, a former TSA officer was sentenced to three years probation for stealing electronics from airline passengers he screened at Philadelphia International Airport. The man had reportedly confessed to stealing five laptop computers and a Play Station game in March 2009 after a baggage handler for American Airlines spotted him hiding the stolen equipment behind an explosive detection machine. Davis pleaded guilty in October 2009 to theft from interstate or foreign shipments by carrier and theft by a government employee.

Another lawsuit. The TSA is going to need to hire more lawyers. Another high-profile lawsuit has been filed against the agency, this time by a breast-cancer survivor alleging the agency gave her an intrusive pat-down last summer. Adrienne Durso, a Carlsbad, Calif., resident, reportedly went through a metal detector at the Albuquerque airport on Aug. 25 but was then subjected to a pat-down. In a telephone interview with a San Diego TV station, she said the agent “heavily concentrated on my breast area where I told her I’d had a mastectomy the year previous and it just seemed to go on and on.” Her son, meanwhile, was not touched because, he did not have “boobs.”

Apparently, the TSA isn’t getting the message. Not only is it refusing to back down, even in the face of fierce opposition and evidence that its measures are ineffective, but it is actually stepping up efforts to harass travelers. The latest victims? People using mass transit in Washington.

Isn’t it time to bring this madness to an end?

(Photo: R Hodes/Flickr Creative Commons)

  • cjr

    Imagine if we took these billions and spent it on real security?

  • Tom

    I round tripped Newark to Miami this past week and the TSA was professional the whole way — no delays, friendly, in the holiday spirit, no hassles whatsoever. I guess they can see the bad eggs coming.

  • MikeS

    Troy Davis, who admitted to stealing five laptops (so he probably stole a lot more), only got probation! What the ….?

  • Sommer Gentry

    I will never give up fighting the TSA’s abusive nonsense. These groping, scoping policies are evil, pure evil. Not just mistaken, not just poorly implemented, not just prima facie useless, not just a boondoggle to raid the Treasury.

    This is WRONG, capital letters wrong. It’s un-American to desensitize people to violations of their bodies, to harass people into accepting strip searches by threatening to detain and fine them, to claim child pornography laws don’t apply if the nude images are created at the airport, to force teenagers to endure their first unwanted sexual contact at the hands of a blue-shirt stranger. What’s it going to take for you to say, “Enough is enough!”? My outrage knows no limits here.

    Show me someone who thinks the TSA saves lives, and I’ll show you someone who can’t count. Their worthless kabuki dance doesn’t stop weapons from passing the checkpoint. The resources squandered are lost to effective measures like intelligence and police work and writing it down the next time some terrorist’s dad turns him. The TSA is forcing all principled and patriotic Americans to use modes of travel that are far more dangerous than flying, and the TSA will surely kill people by doing this.

    What’s happening isn’t just stupid, wasteful, and fraudulent. It’s oppressive, depraved, and criminal.

  • larry

    This is the same government that some folks think will be great running our health care system.

  • Thomas

    FIRE Secretary Napolitano, FIRE Pistole, and while you’re at it, FIRE all the employees! Disband the agency and sell all their equipment and buildings. The money saved would pay for a private firm and an Israeli intelligance expert to run the whole thing.

    By the way, I agree completely with larry!

  • http://pancho@panchosays.com panchosays

    confusing, this TSA groping … and then we hve all the hazzeray about gayz inthe military DADT.
    What about “gay” TSA gropers inspecting same sex? I am not serious…simply sick/tired of this crap waist of time/effort/money, while USA is steadily slipping BEHIND.
    Oh yes, forgot about the Ground Zero Mosque … next to that permanent crater.
    Oriental or Asian? Christmas or “Holiday”…
    snuff arready. Let’s get high-spead trains, health care, and smart schools.

  • http://www.offbeattravel.com Neala

    I’ve flown out of the ABQ Sunport many times without problems, but it is clear that the TSA is suffering from too much power and too little oversight and control.

    The government has taken away our 4th amendment right to unreasonable search and seizure.

    And they don’t have the right.

    Let’s start all over, and this time, learn from the countries who regularly screen for terrorists… successfully.

  • Mina

    I just flew from Sacramento to HI last week. Was all prepared to lift my shirt and show my sexy new bra to TSA if they proceeded to grope me (unbeknownst to my husband) and state my rights and their rules AND demand they change their gloves. All Prepared! Nothing happened. No search. No pat down. NOTHING! I was so let-down.

  • Don

    I think someone(s) needs to be replaced at the TSA. The higher up the better.

  • Richard Trilling

    As an American citizen who has access to the GOVERNMENT run french health care system I just would like to remind a couple of the posters here that medicare & medicaid are government run programs which work fairly well. A number of US friends can’t wait to they turn 65 to get decent medical care.

    I have to admit that private industry in the US has done a really fantastic job of running health care by establishing preexisting conditions, on having infantile mortality rates higher then any country in western Europe, on lowering the life expectancy of US citizens over the past year and having it lower then any country in Western Europe. We can’t also forget the death panels that have recently been established in AZ by the state Republicans. All this of course is at twice the per capita spending of the french government run health care.

    I am a type 2 diabetic, my annual co-payments are very expensive, they amount to about 50 € / year.

    So lets hear it for the private US health care system, its become a nice investment opportunity to make money on. Does anybody want some investment suggestions ?

  • Ed

    You want to know what the real sad part about this? That the gun incident was reported by a foreign newspaper! The world is laughing at the incompetence of the American security effort and by proxy, they are laughing at Americans in general. We are becoming the clowns of the world. We don’t manufacture anything anymore so all we can do is make the world laugh….I hope this doesn’t mean I have to learn to juggle…I suck at juggling!

  • larry

    ED,,, I think we should push for the revival of Vaudeville so our Politicians can find their rightful place of employment.

  • http://twitter.com/sean_oneill Sean

    Will someone please give Christopher Elliott a journalism award for his coverage of the TSA and Homeland Security in 2010?

  • Thomas

    @ Richard Trilling

    What does your statement have to do with TSA? NOTHING!! Take it to CNN

  • http://naoma@cheerful.com Naoma Foreman

    Last week, Troy Davis, a former TSA officer was sentenced to three years probation for stealing electronics from airline passengers he screened at Philadelphia International Airport.

    He stole five laptop computers and a Play Station game!
    Why PROBATION??? Why not some “jail time” for THEFT?
    Will he be “back on the job” in 3 years????

  • Sommer Gentry

    Sean, hear hear! Christopher Elliott is our Edward R. Murrow – speaking the truth about the outrageously unconstitutional abuse of decent American citizens while the government spins lies about bad guys under every rock and behind every tree.

  • Sommer Gentry

    @Naoma,
    Well, although Troy Davis has been fired, what I want to know is how the TSA plans to respond to its budding child pornography sideline: Andrew Cheever, another former TSA employee, was arrested and charged last week with possession of child pornography after distributing more than 10,000 lewd images of children. I wonder whether he got any of those images of children from the electronic strip search machine.

    Distributing child porn is a far bigger egg on the face of TSA than stealing a Playstation, in my estimation, given that they’re now claiming they have a right to see what children look like without their clothes on.

  • cjr

    “What does your statement have to do with TSA? NOTHING!!”

    No, it doesn’t. But then, it was in response to larry, and I don’t see you calling larry out.

  • EricR

    Wasn’t all this gestapo nonsense supposed to end once Bush left office? Anyone who claims Obama is a bleeding-heart liberal with socialist tendencies sure isn’t paying any attention to the TSA, Afganistan, and Iraq. I bet many people who voted for Obama — only to see additional troops sent to Afganistan and the reworking of the TSA from incompetent X-ray monitor readers to incompetent sexual predators — are a bit miffed!

    Glad to report, though, that my wife’s sinister shampoo and evil eye drops were prevented from destroying the plane on her most recent flight last week. Oh, and she got a good TSA Thai massage out of it too – happy ending and all.

    Until Americans learn to grasp the concept of risk-management (vs. security theatre), this isn’t going away. Even with the TSA groping grandmas and grandchildren, the American sheeple just keep plodding along as if the U.S. Constitution didn’t exist. Where are all the principled conservatives who supposedly would give their life to protect our Constitution? Oh yeah – they’re too busy worrying if John and Bill are going to kiss each other in the back row of the next USO concert.

  • larry

    To Richard Trilling,,,,, Just some minor points,
    1- If you are required to cover preexisting conditions, then it is no longer insurance, it is welfare.
    2-Medicare is a Ponzi scheme and it is bankrupting the country. Look it up.
    3- You are paying 50 euros a year, but you don’t say how much other taxpayers are paying picking up the slack on your tab.
    4- Folks can’t wait to turn 65 to get decent medical care? No, they can’t wait to turn 65 so they won’t have to pay for it. We already have excellent medical care.

  • Lisa S

    @ Richard Tilling Thanks for your comments. I completely concur. Your comments were right on target in response to larry and Thomas.

    Regarding Chris’ article. THANK YOU for these facts. I will include them in my next letter to my rep and senators, and to Obama. And yes, EricR, many of us are more than “miffed” at the lack of progress Pres. Obama has made since taking office.

  • jonathan

    I handle the pat down with a little humor: Just as the hands reach my “junk”, I squeeze off a quick “kegel”, or two, and make my old “junk” just jump and jive.

    Needless to say, the red faced agent doesn’t linger long.

    When faced with a bag search, I happily mention to the rough-handed agent that “in 2 hours I’ll be having cocktails on the beach; you’ll still be here, pawing through other people’s dirty under pants.”

    These tactics don’t stop the harassment, but they sure do make me smile all the way to the gate.

  • cjr

    “I bet many people who voted for Obama … are a bit miffed!”

    For what it’s worth, as someone who voted for Obama, I have always supported the war in Afghanistan, and I’ve always felt it was a criminal mistake that the Bush Administration ignored that ‘war’ in favor of also invading Iraq.

    We should’ve had this many troops in Afghanistan years ago trying to capture bin Laden and ridding the world of the Taliban. And I still say that even as my brother was deployed to Afghanistan a few weeks ago.

    “Medicare is a Ponzi scheme and it is bankrupting the country.”

    Medicare may not be perfect, but it’s better than dealing with an insurance company. I’m constantly amazed how people want to ignore the existence of the middle man who’s only purpose is to take your money and then not actually provide any services.

  • http://www.cogitamusblog.com/2010/11/five-words.html Lisa Simeone

    Thanks, Chris, as always, for staying on top of this. I keep trying to wake people up over at Cogitamus, but it’s hard. So many sheeple, so little time.

  • KennyG

    @richard trilling
    Hopefully you didn’t have any problem getting to the French medical facilities during the street riots there! Such a wonderful place to live and retire. Oh wait, now you may have to wait until 62 to retire in France.
    Sounds like you are happy to be in France instead of the USA, what with our profit motives, death panels, and the rediculous notion some of us have that people should take some personal responsibility for things instead of having the government teat to nurse on from the moment we are born till we die.
    Please feel free to stay there since life in France is so much better than here in the USA.

  • Ernest

    Its a shame that every employee of TSA is a porn monger, thief or scum bag. Could it be that they are one or maybe two that are honest? If my only source of information was from the blogs and comments I might think not but I have had mostly professional and courtious contact with the screeners.

    Some of those people are just normal Americans trying to do their job the way they are paid to do it. Just like cops, bus drivers and store clerks, they all have rules. You can’t blame all of them because a few cross over to the dark side. How about be blame the ones that are criminal and say ‘thanks’ to the ones that do their job?

    No, I’m not TSA. Just a traveler who has seen lots worse.

  • Mike Z

    @cjr “Medicare may not be perfect, but it’s better than dealing with an insurance company. I’m constantly amazed how people want to ignore the existence of the middle man who’s only purpose is to take your money and then not actually provide any services.”

    What do you think our government is? the above statement that it is a ponzi scheme is absolutely correct. the government may tell you that medicaire or SS has enough money until xx year, but that is a lie. They have already spent the money paid into it and the supposed money only exists on books. If the government was a corporation it would have gone bankrupt years ago and its higher ups all charged with crimes.

    As to the TSA, our elected officials need to do more for the voters, not thier political future. We elected them and we are demanding that the do something. They can and should fix this very easy. Will they?

  • KC

    I work for a cafe close to a major international airport. We have had enough of the TSA, and have posted signs on our doors basically saying that they aren’t allowed to come into our business. (We have the right to refuse service to anyone) My boss flies quite a bit and he has an amazing ability to remember faces. If he sees a TSA agent come in we turn our backs and completely ignore them, and tell them to leave, their kind aren’t welcomed in our establishment. A large majority of our customers (over 90%) agree with our stance and stand by our decision. We even have the police on our side and they have helped us escort TSA agents out of our cafe. Until TSA agents start treating us with the respect and dignity that we deserve then things will change for them in the private sector.