Everything you need to know if you’re flying today (but were afraid to ask)

It’s National Opt-Out Day. Ready to fly?

Here are a few things you should know.

Will my flight be delayed? If you’re flying out of one of these airports, it should be smooth sailing, according to Flightstats (numbers in brackets are average on-time departure performance during the past three Thanksgiving holidays).

1. Salt Lake City (89.00 percent)
2. Minneapolis (86.61 percent)
3. Portland, Ore. (86.43 percent)
4. San Diego (85.00 percent)
5. Seattle (84.88 percent)

Here are the five worst:

1. Miami (67.03 percent)
2. Dallas (69.23 percent)
3. New York (71.04 percent)
4. Atlanta (71.19 percent)
5. Chicago (O’Hare) (72.32 percent)

How’s the weather? So far, so good. At 6:45 a.m., no major flight delays were being reported. Here’s the holiday travel forecast.

Is this really Invasion Of The Body Scanners? Hardly. TSA whole body image scanners exist in only 68 of 494 airports, reports TSA-watcher Steve Frishling. You have a 17 percent chance of encountering a whole body imaging scanner at your departure airport.

But what if they want to scan me? I posted some advice about how to handle an airport with a scanner. Bottom line: know what you’ll do before you arrive at the airport. Update (3:30 p.m.) There are reports that some checkpoints have turned off the full-body scanners and are waving passengers through in an effort to expedite screening. TSA denies it.

Will there be protests? While I do not support National Opt-Out Day, a recent poll of more than 1,000 air travelers found 70 percent of air travelers do. Here’s another poll that reflects a similar sentiment. Whether passengers will refuse to be scanned is another question. My sense is that most people just want to get home for the holidays. The best way to make TSA change its wrongheaded policy is to sue it, like this guy.

What is the government’s advice? Here’s what you need to know about scanning and pat-downs, as far as the TSA is concerned. It is also self-reporting wait times at checkpoints.

What else is on the government’s mind today? Oh, other than that TSA officer who allegedly kidnapped a woman in Atlanta and Janet Napolitano’s career-ending interview in which she calls for body scanning devices to be installed in places like train stations and bus terminals? Not much.

What did you just call me? An internal Department of Homeland Security memo obtained by this blogger labels any person who “interferes” with TSA airport security screening procedure protocol and operations by actively objecting to the established screening process, “including but not limited to the anticipated national opt-out day” as a “domestic extremist.” The label is then broadened to include “any person, group or alternative media source” that actively objects to, causes others to object to, supports and/or elicits support for anyone who engages in such travel disruptions at U.S. airports in response to the enhanced security procedures. It instructs TSA operations to obtain the identities of those individuals and other applicable information and submit the same electronically to the Homeland Environment Threat Analysis Division, the Extremism and Radicalization branch of the Office of Intelligence & Analysis (IA) division of the Department of Homeland Security.

Whatever. I think they already know who I am.

This “domestic extremist” wishes everyone a very happy Thanksgiving holiday.

Update: 9:20 a.m. I called my contact at the Department of Homeland Security this morning to verify the authenticity of the memo quoted by Canada Free Press. The government says it is not authentic.

Update: 10 a.m. I looped back with the blog post’s original author, Douglas J. Hagmann. He stands behind the memo, which came from a “trusted source” who has provided him with accurate information in the past.

  • Emily

    Good luck to everyone flying today! I do not envy travelers today.

  • frostysnowman

    But how will the TSA know if someone is opting out of the scan because it’s Opt-Out day, or if they’d honestly rather be patted down for whatever reason? I can’t believe they would have the nerve to label anyone a domestic extremist for that. Oh wait, yes I can, seeing as how we are all treated like criminals for the “privilege” of flying on a plane.

  • Jeanne in NE

    Wow. Not being content with messing with our 4th Amendment rights, now they’re going after our 1st Amendment rights?

    Guess it’s time to chat with my Congressmen, again.

  • Mary Graham

    Scary. What’s next, throw us all in jail, or make us mysteriously disappear because we’re troublemakers? I mean it, this is really scary. Something is terribly wrong about this picture. Glad I’m boycotting the whole business and staying home. Enjoy, while you can?

  • Bill Gordon

    TSA Bumper Stickers/Slogans. Coming soon to a TSA store at an airport near you.

    http://www.redrocksphotography.com/images/TSA.jpeg

    Somehow, I suspect I’ll be investigated soon.

  • cjr

    “Whether passengers will refuse to be scanned is another question.”

    It happened at Denver International last night.

    And Christopher, as I pointed out on another blog entry, I’m not sure I can take that blogger of the Canadian Free Press website seriously. They seem to have their own ‘extremist’ angle on everything.

  • Roger

    I went through Denver last night and it was honestly one of the best checkpoint experiences I’ve ever had – and I do this a lot. I arrived early expecting a huge line of holiday travelers and was pleasantly surprised to find the pre-checkpoint area free of crowds.

    The TSA was really moving folks through! I noticed they had nearly every lane open, and were adequately staffed for once. They even had some roving inspectors out directing people and answering questions. They were going out of their way to be polite and helpful.

    I was through the check point in less than five minutes. Granted, I used the first-class line, but the general line wasn’t that much longer.

    I wish they made that much of an effort every day, and at every airport.

    I made it a point to compliment the TSA officers and thank them for keeping us safe. I’d like to think hearing kind words for once made their day a little better, and judging by their smiles and words of thanks, I think it did.

    I encourage everyone flying today to just say thanks to those who are working a holiday nobody wants to work, to help keep the rest of us safe.

    Let’s call it “National be a decent human being day”.

    - Roger

  • frostysnowman

    @Bill Gordon – those bumper stickers are funny (except the Barney Frank one). Thanks for the amusing link.

  • Bill Gordon

    Frosty…u r welcome. Agree about that one. Unfortunately, it came as a JPEG…let me see if I can blank it out somehow.

  • Bill Gordon

    Frosty… Was able to fix that one..

    Thank you!

  • Jessica

    I’ve been following all the posts and read the TSA website but haven’t found an answer to my “afraid to ask” question. I am traveling this weekend with my 6 month old. I am guessing we can’t go through the scan together & according to the TSA site, they will not separate us or hold my child while I am screened.

    So my question is, does anyone know how they handle screening passengers with babes in arms? I’d sure love your help- I’ve done the flying thing a hundred times with my other children as infants, but I am so nervous this time around.

  • Abbey W.

    @Jessica

    I was wondering the same thing about pets. The old protocol was to remove the pet from carrier, put that through the xray, and then walk through the metal detector with pet in hand. What now with the body scanners? Empty my pockets and hold the cat above my head? I couldn’t find any official info on that one.

  • Steve Surjaputra

    I flew out Tuesday night from LAX on United. I don’t know whether they had the whole-body scanners working or not (I saw it there), but we all just had to go through the regular x-ray machines and that was it. It was pretty fast, too. They did have to wipe my bag for bomb materials because I was carrying some food items.