And the award for America’s worst hotel goes to …

carterIt’s too close to call. A review of several “worst of” lists suggests there’s a high concentration of awful hotels in the New York area, with one or two standouts outside of Gotham. The bad properties are also likely to be owned by one chain.

But what am I waiting for? Let’s name names.

I’ll start with TripAdvisor’s list of dirtiest hotels.

1. Hotel Carter, New York City, New York
2. Continental Bayside Hotel, Miami Beach, Florida
3. New York Inn, New York City, New York
4. Eden Roc Motel, Wildwood, New Jersey
5. Airport Plaza, Brook Park, Ohio
6. Travelodge Bangor, Bangor, Maine
7. Velda Rose Resort Hotel, Hot Springs, Arkansas
8. Ramada Plaza Hotel JFK International Airport, Jamaica, New York
9. Days Inn & Suites Gatlinburg, Gatlinburg, Tennessee (*)

That’s three hotels in the Big Apple and one in New Jersey, less than three hours away. It’s also a clear win for Wyndham, which owns the Days Inn, Ramada and Travelodge brands.

Here’s another list of the world’s worst hotels. The biggest loser? The Plaza Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

One [review] says that the ceiling and light fixture leaked urine from the floor above. Get this, there’s pictures posted on various websites illustrating that this is true. Along with sour smells and the shorted-out ceiling lights (occasionally flickering), the urine drips from the ceiling onto the bathroom floor and shower basin.

Alright, then.

Here’s another non-scientific — but no less horrifying — account of a “worst” hotel stay from our friends at WorldHum.

After a massive meal and lots of red wine, I collapsed into bed, only to be woken by my girlfriend around 1:00 a.m. “Alex,” she whispered, “I don’t know how to tell you this…but there is a giant rat on our nightstand.” Half-asleep, I believed her. I slowly crept out of the bed to the light-switch, turned it on and whipped around. Nothing. My girlfriend, meanwhile darted across the room and hid behind a desk chair, shouting directions. “Check under the bed! Look in the bathroom!” After ten minutes of searching, I suggested that maybe, just maybe, it had all been in our heads.

Hmm. Maybe they should ease up on the vino?

Being bad isn’t always bad. Some hotels embrace their awfulness and brag about the low quality of their accommodations.

Note to Wyndham franchisees in the greater New York area: I might go with something else.

(Photo: pixdawg/Flickr Creative Commons)

Update: Days Inn has contacted me and says the Gatlinburg property is “no longer” part of the Days Inn franchise.

  • http://www.uselessbeauty.com Vidiot

    The NYT stayed at the Carter in 2005: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/20/nyregion/20carter.html

  • http://travelskills.blogspot.com Charles McCool

    I was going to write a worst hotel article but have not been to them all ;)

    Worst I have ever been to is Shamrock Hotel in Texarkana. I still shiver thinking about that trap.

  • Don

    Worst hotel we stayed at should have been a treat for the kids but wasn’t. We were transferring from Germany to Albuquerque in ’95. Driving through Amarillo we saw this really neat hotel that looked just like a castle. Didn’t know the knights rented the damsels by the hour. My wife pulled back the top cover to find some cigarettes and a used condom. It was time to leave before we ever unpacked.

  • John

    I have stayed at the travelodge in bangor, never had a problem

  • ptkdude

    Clermont Hotel, in Atlanta. It even includes a “lounge” with 60-year-old strippers (and no, I’m not kidding). It’s an Atlanta institution!

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  • Carver

    For me, a travelodge in eastern part of North Carolina when I was a kid. It was so nasty that my mom bought a Sunday paper and covered the carpet all the way into the bathroom and into the shower. Its a weird feeling showering standing on newspaper.

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  • John

    I think it’s important to recognize that the properties themselves aren’t solely to blame. Typically the failure of a hotel is due, in large part, to the parent company and the individual from that company charged with overseeing the General Manager at the hotel(s).

    For example, GLOBIWEST is one of the worst hotel companies I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with. They are absolutely horrible and many members of the corporate office of GLOBIWEST are “jucied in” family members or amazingly incompetent individuals who survive simply by developing a split personality. These people are almost prepared to spread rose petals where their managers walk; yet treat anyone beneath them with blatant contempt. GLOBIWEST – truly one of the worst in the country.