Revenge at sea: 5 ways passengers are getting even with cruise lines

Cruising isn’t what it used to be. Just ask Steve Roberts, who recently sailed from Costa Maya, Mexico, to Nassau, Bahamas on the Carnival Glory.

Although his floating vacation was billed as an “all inclusive” experience, Roberts found it was anything but that. Dining in a premium restaurant cost $30. Drinks were extra, too. And at the end of the cruise, Roberts says he was asked to pay a mandatory gratuity.

“But the worst part was being assaulted by about a thousand ship’s photographers, taking our photos every day, so we could pay an outrageous fee for as many prints of the digital photos as we wanted,” he says.

So Roberts did what more cruise passengers are doing these days: he said “no.”

That’s just what the cruise industry doesn’t want to hear. Amid a sinking economy, the major cruise lines have been cutting everything from their staffs to itineraries to, of course, ticket prices.

At the same time, cruise lines have quietly imposed new fees in an apparent effort to raise onboard revenues. Perhaps the most aggressive to date has been Royal Caribbean, which recently added a $14.95 surcharge for passengers ordering a filet mignon in its main dining room and a $3.95 “late night service charge” for onboard room service orders placed between midnight and 5 a.m.

Royal Caribbean says the fees are not about money, but convenience. Passengers who want to order a signature steak in the main dining room, as opposed to visiting one of its specialty restaurants, can now do so. And the room service fee, a spokeswoman added, is meant to “encourage responsible food ordering.”

Carnival’s $30 fee for its specialty restaurants, as well as its gratuity, is a choice, according to Tim Gallagher, a Carnival spokesman. “Guest feedback tells us they appreciate these options,” he says, adding that a Carnival cruise remains a “very inclusive” vacation. “There are people who cruise and never spend a dollar in the casino, shops, spa or on shore excursions, photos or bingo.”

Make that lots of people. To say that it’s a buyer’s market for cruises might be an understatement. Passengers know it, and they seem to be enjoying their new power. It’s almost as if the archetypical cruise passenger — you know, the overfed, newlywed and nearly-dead kind — has been replaced with a more whimsical and mischievous character, like Captain Jack Sparrow.

We should have seen this coming. In addition to the epidemic of fees and surcharges, cruise lines have more or less had it their way for years. After the fire sales that followed 9/11, cruise prices rose like the tide, and passengers were slammed with more than just onboard fees. Their vacations were often held hostage to illegal, mandatory fuel surcharges that were imposed even after they had paid for their vacation in full.

“Payback is a funny concept,” cruise expert Paul Motter told me, adding that there’s some evidence that passenger discontent has been bubbling up, including a recent class-action lawsuit against Park West Gallery, which offers onboard art auctions, and a $40 million settlement in last year’s fuel-surcharge scandal.

But are passengers really in a mood for revenge? I asked Terry Dale, the president and chief executive of the Cruise Lines International Association, about current passenger attitudes. He told me cruisers were out for bargains, not blood, and were finding “exceptional value” this year. In fact, cruise lines are offering their valued guests more than ever, including “complimentary amenities, shipboard credits, relaxed and reduced deposit requirements and special fares for booking 2010 cruises,” he says.

Maybe he’s right.

Maybe travelers are just buoyed by the lowest cruises prices in a generation, and nothing more. But in a series of interviews with passengers and industry experts, a slightly more complex picture starts to surface — that of profit-starved cruise lines pulling out all the stops to attract new customers and of penny-pinching passengers who know they have them over a barrel at last.

Here are five ways their customers are channeling the Captain and getting even with the cruise industry:

Waiting until the last minute to book
Cruises used to be bought a month or more in advance, and often far longer. If this were a normal year, for example, then most of the 2009 cruises would already be booked by now (they’re bought during a time in January, February and early March called “wave” period). It’s not a normal year. “I’m seeing them wait two weeks or less,” says Jenny Reed, a travel agent for Atlanta-based Cruise Planners. It’s a waiting game, with cruise lines keeping prices as high as possible until it looks as if they’ll sail with a lot of empty cabins. Then they slash rates. They’re trying to reverse the trend. In January, Carnival introduced what it called an “early saver” fare that guaranteed the lowest price on a cruise if you booked three months early. If you later find a lower fare for the same sailing and accommodations, Carnival will issue the difference in the form of an onboard credit.

Smuggling alcohol on board
Sales of beer and wine are big business to cruise lines. At sea, where there’s no lawful drinking age or legal limit for alcohol consumption, sales of alcoholic beverages are believed to be the single largest source of onboard revenue. For a cruise line, selling a lot of booze can mean the difference between a profitable and unprofitable trip. So when passengers bring their own alcoholic beverages, there’s a problem. Andi Fisher, a marketing manager from Berkeley, Calif., watched several passengers get busted on her last cruise. “One got caught because when the bottle went through the X-ray and came out the other side someone knocked it over and there was Kahlua everywhere,” she says. “Someone else brought vodka in a water bottle.”

Not taking official shore excursions
Another big moneymaker for cruise lines is a shore excursion, such as an island sightseeing tour or a dive trip to a coral reef. Many cruise lines reportedly split the take from these excursions on a 50/50 basis. But those trips are no longer a sure thing. Passengers I spoke with said their shore excursions were half-full, or worse. “We did not take an excursion on our last cruise,” says Jamie Floer, who recently sailed on the Seven Seas Mariner. “It was canceled due to lack of interest.” Does that mean people aren’t coming ashore? Hardly. Instead of buying one of the higher-priced shore excursions offered by the cruise line, they’re opting for a less expensive one you can book online or in person at the port.

Avoiding the ‘upsell’
Like Roberts, a lot of passengers are simply saying “no” to the extras, including the premium restaurants, photos and drinks. Jean Farmer, owner of the Greenwood, Ind.-based cruise agency Elegant Cruises by Jean, has overheard some passengers grumble about the surcharges. “They chose not to go to the specialty restaurants and were very happy with the food in the main dining room,” she says. Cruise lines are so concerned about the lack of guests to these premium restaurants that they’ve begun offering incentives designed to lure them back. One of Farmer’s clients was offered a coupon book on a recent Royal Caribbean cruise for a free meal at Johnny Rockets. “They were thrilled,” she added.

Staying home
The absolute worst-case scenario? That passengers don’t fall for the last-minute deals at all, and skip their vacations entirely. As the economy slides further into recession, that’s a distinct possibility. But it’s not the only reason people would forfeit their cruise, to hear passengers like Tom Sullivan, a Web developer from Middletown, N.J., who cruised on Royal Caribbean last fall, talk about it. “I think many people can overlook being nickel and dimed by surcharges and fees as long as there is still value and a good experience,” he told me. “But that, too, is declining. No amount of fees or surcharges will compensate for a negative vacation experience or lack of value — and will drive people away.”

While it may be something of a stretch to call any these actions “revenge,” they are undoubtedly hurting the cruise industry. Profits are plummeting and new ship construction projects are in danger of being canceled, arguably as a direct result of this new consumer behavior. Captain Sparrow is on the loose.

Maybe now would be a good time to rethink the way floating vacations are marketed. The cruise lines could start by ending the use of the word “all inclusive” to describe their product.

  • http://thetravelauthority.blogspot.com/ Jan Ross

    Interesting article, but none of the things the original passenger complained about are required or unusual charges. You do not have to eat in the premium restaurant, pose for any pictures or even pay tips if you don’t want to. Many of the cruise lines have started added the tips to your bill automatically, but if you don’t want them on your bill, you can have them taken off. On our last cruise, we did so for individuals who did not give good service.

  • Carlo

    Yes, but…the cruise lines get suspicious if you remove the tips and want to know why. Basically, they expect you to remove them ONLY if the service was substandard, but if you’re just wanting to tip on your own in cash, they frown on that. And from what I hear, it does not help the cruise staff either.

    And since all these passengers are now exacting their “revenge,” certain cruise lines seem to be doling out more charges: a new “steak fee” in the dining room, a new late night room service charge that was never there before, and now revoking frequent cruiser privileges because too many people have become frequent cruisers. These are all still optional, but who wants to avoid paying all these charges and have a bare bones vacation?

  • Mayree

    As a frequent ‘steerage’ cruiser, the additional charges don’t really bother me — because we don’t pay them. We have gone to one ‘alternative dining venue,’ — given to us as a gift — and we were suitably underwhelmed. We almost never book shore excursions through the ship because we often seek out experiences not offered by the cruise lines — and because if I wanted to feel like a large mass of herded cows, I’d go to the fairgrounds. And as for the photos? We just say no.

    While there are many ways to spend money on ships, there are many ways NOT to. Nobody is holding a gun to your head to buy photographs or gamble. There’s still plenty of yummy food at the non-surcharge restaurants. And seriously, if you’re on a cruise, how bad a time can you have? We’ve been on Norwalk-caused “Code Red” cruises, rainy cruises, cold Alaska cruises, HOT Alaska cruises — but we’re still on vacation, having a good time.

    Even with the tips (which we don’t begruge at all — we know how hard staff works!), it’s hands down the best vacation deal we’ve found. Especially if you take the position we do — that is, your cabin is to sleep, shower, and change clothes, so if you want a view, go up to the promenade deck.

    Having said that, we’re bumming by all the great deals out there at the moment, because we can’t take advantage of many of them!

  • http://www.shipcriticblog.com Anne

    In the 17 years I’ve been covering the cruise industry as a journalist, I have not once heard or seen a cruise line claim that cruising is all inclusive. Food is included in the fare (you can eat 24 hours per day!) but many ships have optional alternative restaurants where it clearly states there is an extra charge. You can spend more money on food if you decide to do so, but it is completely unnecessary.

    Anyone who boards a ship expecting it to be “all inclusive” is simply wrong. If your travel agent told you that, sue him or her because this is simply not true. But this is the first time I’ve encountered passengers who claimed it to be true.

    In terms of revolting, the best way to do that is to avoid cruising. Right now ships are going out very full because prices have been slashed. Cruise lines have a much higher % of repeat passengers than any other segment of the travel industry.

    It’s easy to spend a bundle aboard ship and, in this economy, I’m sure many people are trying to keep costs down. Arranging your own shore tours, cutting back on alcohol and avoiding art auctions, are great ways to keep vacation costs in check.

  • Tom

    Just a quick note on drinking laws…

    “At sea, where there’s no lawful drinking age or legal limit for alcohol consumption…”

    Contrary to popular beliefs, the seas are not a free-for-all. There are drinking laws, though US law does not apply. You have to look at the ship’s flagstate and homeport. Most ships are Bahamian, which means 18.

    BTW. Used to work for one of these companies. If you want anything done, never mind the Captain, he’s just a wobbly head, promoted for his ability to smile and shake hands. If you want to get anywhere, go find the hotel director, chief purser or cruise director. Hell, even the chief engineer will do.

  • Tracy

    Recently completed a 12 day Mediterranean cruise with Princess. Cost $799, a real steal where a simple motel room in many of the ports would have been over $200 a night.

    Some recommendations.
    If money matters, stay in the cheapest cabin possible. All you do there is sleep and bathe anyway. If you want a view, take advantage of the many bars or outside locations.

    Photos, just say no. Or smile, then don’t buy them. We probably had 50 taken, and never even went by to look at them.

    Art auctions? Jewelry “sales”? Never Never Never. I find it insane the amount of money people spend at these questionable “auctions”. Even now, there is a class action suit against these “art” companies for their practices.

    Tours? Research online alternatives. In Turkey, my wife and I took a private 9 hour tour with driver and a college educated tour guide. Total cost for this private/exclusive all day tour – $190, a real steal. Try blogs to locate companions willing to split the costs of private tours. This worked well for us on a couple of occasions. We only took ship sponsored shore excursions when there was no alternative. After all, are you going to stay aboard in Naples? Or go see Pompei? Be prepared. Excursions are expensive, and they crowd you on a bus, but overall we had no big problems with the excursions (included food was very good). A key is to do your research up front. Search the ships excursion listings, and the web for private tours before you leave port. If you have a “must see”, book it early, as excursions sometime fill up.

    Alternative dining? Never. Most folks paying for the exclusive dining experience are often underwhelmed. After all, the food is often coming from the same kitchens and prepared by the same staff. Enjoy the dining room and buffet. A couple of nights we enjoyed a freshly made FREE pizza by the pool. If you must have alternative dining…do it ashore in a local restaurant or bar. Take/Rent a Tux? Never. On formal nights, just do the buffet.

    Casinos? Avoid them at all costs. The house rake is high. Fairly easy for us, because the casino was the only on-board area to smoke. Needless to say, it was mostly uninhabitable for non-smokers. I made the mistake of playing hold-em poker one day. I noticed that at a table for 8, the “house” was raking $10-$15 a hand. Needless to say, the only person making money was the house.

    Drinks? If you are addicted, buy an up-front drink ticket when you board. Having cokes several times a day can get expensive. We stuck to water/tea which were free. And did have a nightly drink (or two) at the bar. I found the <$6 price for my nightly premium margarita very reasonable.

    Mandatory tips. Pay them and stop complaining. Factor this cost into the cost of your cruise before you purchase the ticket. Most cruise staff work like dogs 16+ hours a day, and will bend over backwards to help you out. The cruise lines pay them little, they depend on tips to make a living wage.

    Temper your expectations. You are on vacation. Don't get mad if the experience is not a 10. I would rate our Med Cruise as an 8+, and was delighted. Don't let minor annoyances detract from your vacation.

    I can't wait for my next cruise…..

  • Angelic

    Tracy hit the nail on the head – sometimes it is just an expectation thing… I do want to add something though. DO take advantage of the art auctions… Why? Because they serve you free champagne – and if you are one of the many who complain about the non inclusiveness of the alcohol on board then why not go to the auction, partake in the average champagne, and hide your bid card so you aren’t tempted.

    Also, I tend to disagree with the your room is only for sleeping/showering/changing. I have been on many a cruise where the upper decks were too crowded with youngins and long tanners, and finding space and peace and quiet were near impossible. I shell out the few extra $$$ for a balcony room, so that my hubby and I can enjoy the great blue sea without having to share all those moments with the general public.

  • Jerry M. Newman

    None of the comments about shore excursions mentioned a extremely important consideration. While you can book most everything the ship offers at the dock for much less, the ship will only wait for you if you’re late in returning, if you were on the ship’s excursion. I have seen this on several occassions (those on both privately booked and ship booked excursions). YOU DON’T WANT YOUR SHIP TO LEAVE WITHOUT YOU!

  • Ayiti

    We are going on a cruise this year and so very excited about it. Thanks for the tips and ideas….. I was looking at exercusions and they are pricey….

    I’m excited….can’t wait

  • Kevin & Karen

    We have just returned from 19 days on Princess (Ft Lauderdale to Vancouver BC) and while I can agree that the excursions are pricy, the saving grace is that they are bound to be at least up to a certain standard. Onboard, we heard from one other couple who booked their own tour in Cartegana (we took a ship-sponsored tour). Their bus was A/C-less, the owners delayed departure in order to overload the bus it by at least 4, and the tour guide spoke with such a heavy accent that she was all but incomprehensible for much of the time & if you asked her a question that put her ‘off-script’, you apparently got a blank look. Additionally, they wound up back at the dock late and were saved only by the fact that a bus with some ship’s crew had broken down, so the ship chose to delay departure by 30 mins. OUR tour left on time, was not overcrowded, the bus was air-conditioned, the driver and the guide spoke excellent English and we arrived back at the dock with time to shop if we chose to (of course, my doll-collector wife chose to). Yes, we paid more, but on balance we got more.

    Over dinner that night (in the Main DR) our companions swore to use the ship-sponsored tours from then on. Maybe theirs’ was a one-off, but still it does make you wonder.

    Oh- we never dined at Sabbatini’s, limited our alcohol to 2 per night, don’t begrudge the tips and enjoyed ourselves immensely for the whole time… Our 3rd, and we’re going again as soon as we can..

  • Brenda

    If cruise lines want to streamline, they should reconsider all the wasted photo stock that they use. I must have seen thousands of photos that were not purchased. What a waste. Why not tag each photo to your sail card and let each person view them on their TV in their cabin? I did intend to purchase one of the pictures that we took, but after searching for it for almost an hour (and stepping over crowds of people) I lost interest and stopped.
    I usually do one tour per large island and only purchase the ones endorsed by the cruiseline. I’d rather spend a couple of dollars more for the excursion, than have to buy a last minute airline ticket home, because I missed the ship. And that might also included an overnight stay in a hotel, while you find a flight home. Not worth the few $ I’d save on an internet excursion.
    I love cruising and I’ll be taking my 6th one in August. As for the extras, I learned how to say “no” long ago and I can do it very easy.

  • Sasha

    I also think that cruising is an excellent value and a great vacation. Now, however as a single I wish that they would drop the ‘double’ and let us singles either have the room with out the surcharge or maybe charge a 25% fee for the lack of a 2nd person who may or may not spend extra money. I know I would take many more vacations if I didn’t have to pay for two people.

  • http://www.gottogovacationrentals.com Mark

    We are looking at cruise prices and considering our options. We usually rent a house on the beach, but with the prices we are seeing a looks like a great idea. I really enjoyed the comments on this article because they gave me a broader view of where I should set me expectation prior to booking my cruise.

    Thanks for the info

  • Marjorie Stevens

    I am glad I found your site. Got it from ShipCritic Blog. I agree with all your comments on how to avoid all the extra charges. We don’t drink so we save a bundle there. We don’t gamble because we know that the chances of winning are nil to none. The people that do win something probably spent a fortune to start with. They never tell you that. I also NEVER buy those pictures. Why???? Everybody has a camera and it is far more interesting to have a picture taken on shore while sightseeing, than having a staged picture on the ship. It is usually first time cruisers who get sucked up into buying those. There are thousands of dollars wasted on printing up those photos. And those high end restaurants??? Never use them. We have been on about 11 cruises and I don’t cruiser to stuff my face. I eat healthily and avoid stuffing myself, so I don’t have to diet when I get home. When people say, “You’re on vacation. Emjoy yourself. Eat!!!” Well, people that stuff themselves and gain 10 pounds pay a huge price for the next several months trying to lose that weight. Chances are , they will never lose it. I actually try to do lots of walking and exercies so that I can acutally brag that I lost weight on the cruise. But some people will pile food on the plate to “get their money’s worth”. They eat as if each day was their last! These people are easily spotted because they are overwight to begin with.
    Dumb! They are setting themselves up for a heart attack.
    We actually like River Cruising better than the big cruise ships. We went on our first one in March down the Danube, from Germany to Bucharest. It was wonderful. Would have liked a bigger cabin though, but so much less of a hassle. Great food. Prepaid excursions that were so well organized and informative. I don’t know if I will ever go bck on a big ship!!!

  • Ernest

    Guest feedback show that people actually appreciate these options? Give me a break.

    What he should have said is “we know it is a rip off but by telling you it is a service to you, maybe you won’t get so mad about us cheating you, scamming you and generally taking advantage of you”

    The amount of the rip off is obvious when you see how much the mandatory tips are compared to the actual wages and living conditions of the employees. Every (noneuropean or American) employee seemed to make a good wage compared to working in their home countries but nothing compared to the fees we are being charged. Low wages, hot bunks and what I consider substandard food.

    Tips should never be mandatory. A tip is for service or attitude above standard. By allowing the cruse line to extract tips from you, it allows them to pay the workers less. I tip very well but to those I deal with and appreciate. My tips should not pay part of the wages of the crewman working in the engine room. He diserves a fair wage and my tips are for those that impressed me.

    Like he said, it is a service we should appreciate. Right.

    On shore calls: I was staying in Patmos Greece and the big ships rolled in, tourists paid $75 each for the priviledge of getting off the ship, getting on a 45 pax bus and riding 3 miles to the monistary where John was supposed to have written part of the Bible. Entrance was free so the $75 each was to ride a bus 3 miles, stay 20 minutes and ride it back to the port where prices double while the ship is in port. As soon as they left, prices went back to normal.

    I hope those passangers thanked the cruise line for ‘taking care’ of them.

    I don’t mind paying for anything I want but I want what I pay for, regardless of how much or how little I paid

  • Leah Camara

    I totally agree with Tracy on all aspects of cruising. We have been cruising since the 80′s. Our first cruise was on a line called Sitmar. Bet most of you have never heard of that line. You can be relaxed and enjoy your cruise OR look for everything to complain about. Nothing is ever perfect, but we still think cruising compared to land based traveling is still the best value. We have taken 2 European cruises and could never have afforded to see everything we did if we were land based and paid nightly for hotels, and for every meal and also consider that you have free entertainment every night. We DO NOT go to the “premium” restaurants and are quite content with the food in the main dining room. We are not there for a 5-star, gourmet restaurant – we have found the food to be good and with a reasonable variety.
    We gamble very little so a few $$ we do put in the occasional slot machine is money we intended on spending – there is no coercement by the cruise line to go to the casino. We are not drinkers either, I occasionally have a martini – we expect to pay the price – don’t you pay premium prices for mixed drinks in pricey restaurants? However, we ALWAYS take cruise excursions. And know that we are probably paying premium prices. But, we feel safer knowing that the cruise staff knows what excursion we are on and that they WILL wait if it is delayed. Example: we were on an excursion that took us beaching and snorkeling last year. Well the boat developed a problem and we were an hour late getting back. Royal Caribbean waited. Had we been on an excursion we did on our own. We would have been on the Island “on our own”. I am not a fan of gratuities being automatically charged to my bill. Reason is: we end up tipping people we had no contact with, and would rather leave more than the suggested amount to the people who have made our trip a vacation – i.e., our room steward, our waiter, we always, always leave them a very generous gratuity. On our last Princess cruise we did the math and it was cheaper had we just let the ship distribute our gratuities rather than us doing that personally. And when we’ve been on a ship for 1-3 weeks it is nice to personally let these folks know you appreciate their hard work.
    Cruising — still the best value for our undervalued dollar!

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  • Jcd12

    Well said, Sasha. I’m in the same boat as you, no pun intended. I’m taking a cruise in December and I am paying double occupancy rate. I sure hope my phantom partner has an enjoyable time!

  • Jcd12

    I just took a Princess cruise in April. I noticed that if you want to tip a waiter or room steward directly, Princess wants you to put the gratuity in a special envelope. It makes me wonder if they want that money segregated so they can take away a part of the direct tip and spread it among the entire crew anyway. For whatever the reason, I just found the practice rather odd.

  • kristin mak

    If cruise lines are concerned about “responsible food ordering” then why not just do what we did in the old days: have a set dining menu for first and 2nd  class travelers, for instance. Just like the menu on the Titanic or other old ships, there was one set dinner selection. They don’t even have to go that far, they can just serve a set menu for sit-down meals, say, Thursday is Steak Night, Friday is fish, and so on. That way, the ship doesn’t have to worry about every schlub ordering steaks for every meal. Hey that’s a great idea! Cruise lines, if you need an idea person to help save you $, I’m available (and obviously out of work ;)