Question: I recently called Dell’s technical team because my computer was overheating and I had burnt my fingers. I was told that, despite the fact that my computer was five years old, it would be treated as a safety recall and that I should send photos of the computer, my burnt fingers and a doctor’s note.
The technician stated that Dell would send me a prepaid FedEx box to send my computer in and that I could expect a replacement within 7 to 10 days. A long series of delays and hand-offs seems to have landed my computer in a black hole in Dell’s insurance department.
At one point, a Texas-based supervisor said he would send the replacement that day, but needed sign-off from the insurance company. After speaking with Dell’s insurer, he said he could do nothing and further communication would be through the insurance company.
At his request, I sent a note saying I had no intention of suing and only wanted the replacement computer I was promised. There was still no response and no computer. Dell has now had my computer for more than two months. Can you help me get it back? — Geri Bain, Mendham, NJ
Answer: Dell should either fix your PC and return it, or send you a replacement. Keeping your laptop is not an option.
Before I get to the fix, let me fill in a few details. I followed up with you and asked for a more detailed timeline, and I’m sure readers will be curious, especially those of us who use Dell computers.
By your account, your five-year-old computer was not flaming hot, but warm to the touch. According to your notes, a technician told you the warm keyboard was a “safety issue” and promised a replacement. You were asked to furnish Dell with a doctor’s note and photos of the computer, which you did. Then you sent your PC back to the company in a box it provided.
The warranty on your laptop expired long ago. It might have covered the overheating issue you say you experienced, but Dell’s longest warranty is four years. Dell, like other computer manufacturers, offers an extended warranty on its products, which costs more.
Personally, I have a problem with paying more for something that should be included in the product (AppleCare, are you reading this?). Also, I think there’s a time to go by the book — and a time to throw out the book. Smoldering keyboards is one such case. Who cares about the warranty? Your fingers were hot.
By the way, at five years, your computer is a dinosaur. The average PC is over the hill within two years of your purchase and obsolete within four. Do you really want that clunker back?
You could have made someone higher up at Dell aware of your hostage drama. I list the names and emails of executives on my consumer advocacy site. But behind the scenes, it turns out, there was even more drama going on.
At about the same time you shipped your computer back to the company, Dell became a private company, which shouldn’t have affected your case, but apparently did.
In its last communication with you, Dell said it had tested your computer and found no evidence of an overheating problem. “The system will be returned when the insurance claim generated by this complaint is closed,” it promised.
I made numerous efforts to reach the company on your behalf. Some of my contacts were no longer with the company, thanks to the buyout. In the end, my efforts to advocate for your computer’s return fell on deaf ears.
In an effort to apply pressure, you also filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. But that didn’t work, either.
Dell still has your computer. At this point, I think your best option is to file a complaint in New Jersey small claims court. I think a judge will be more persuasive at getting the company to replace your laptop, or at least release your old one.