This is the sign that greets would-be patrons at a restaurant in a Midwestern tourist town.
I’m not going to reveal the name of the establishment — at least not yet.
Here’s a transcript.
To Our Valued Customers:
We are NOT a fast food restaurant.
Our kitchen is smaller than yours.
We are working hard to prepare and deliver your food.
It is possible, depending on what you and others in your party have ordered that your food may take up to on our to prepare.
If you are grumpy, inpatient, having a bad vacation, don’t like your family, can’t control your children, … etc.
There are dining options for fast food approximately 10 miles north of here.
Would you eat here?
And bonus points if you can guess the name of the restaurant and city in which it’s located.
Update: No one guessed the name of the restaurant (although a few came close). It is Wally’s Bar and Grill in Saugatuck, Mich. The reviews are pretty good.