When revenue-hungry airlines play “chicken” with passengers

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Here’s a decision most of us will have to make the next time we fly: Should you splurge for a “premium” seat in economy class — an aisle or a window seat — or leave it to chance, and possibly end up in a middle seat?

It happened to Fred Thompson on a recent Delta Air Lines flight from New York to Detroit. “The Delta website would not let me choose a seat when I booked the ticket four weeks early,” he says. “The day before my flight, I still could not pick a seat. All the economy seats were taken and the only available seats were fee-based with prices ranging from $9 to $29.”

Thomson believed Delta was playing a game of chicken. You know, that’s where two motorists drive towards each other on a collision course, and one has to swerve or both of them will crash. The first to move — the “chicken” — loses.

And Thomson didn’t want to swerve by giving in to Delta’s offer of selling him a seat he’d already bought. That’s because he suspected it would eventually offer him the seat for free.

He was right.

“When I checked in, I was given a premium seat,” he says.

This game is taking place with greater frequency, as airlines try to monetize things that used to be given to passengers as part of their ticket. These extras, from early-boarding privileges to luggage fees to premium seats, can add millions of dollars of revenue to an airline’s coffers.

But not if passengers refuse to play the game.

For example, if all of the travelers on Thomson’s flight had refused to pay for “premium” seat assignments, then Delta would have had no choice but to give some of them these better seats at no extra charge. If no one ponies up more for “early boarding” privileges, then no one boards early — except the usual suspects, like elites and folks with disabilities — and thus, early boarding has no point.

Or take checked luggage, for which all but two major airlines now charge extra. Instead of shelling out more and checking the bag (and possibly having it lost by the airline) in-the-know passengers are hauling their belongings to the gate. There, they figure, the airline will have no choice but to gate-check their suitcase for free if it can’t fit on the plane.

That can be problematic. When a flight attendant doesn’t flag an XL bag, it becomes a giant obstacle to other passengers, slows down the boarding process and leads to altercations between travelers and crewmembers.

Of course, air travel shouldn’t be a game. A ticket should include a bare minimum of an assigned seat and the ability to check one bag (and yes, I realize Southwest Airlines doesn’t have assigned seating and gives you a “free” checked bag, but I’m on a roll here, so don’t interrupt me). My point is, this little airline scheme may be boosting short-term earnings, but it is also needlessly raising our blood pressure.

Consider what happened to Donna Ullner when she tried to buy tickets for her daughter and grandson through Allegiant Airlines. The base fare to fly from Lexington, Ky., to Fort Lauderdale, Fla., came to $372. Federal tax? Another $27.

“Then there was a segment fee of $14, a security fee of $10, and on the seat assignment, I had a choice of $15.99 a seat per segment or $9.99 per segment or nothing with no seat assignment.”

After she paid $39 for seat assignments, Allegiant added a “convenience fee” of $46. Then a “TripFlex” fee of $46, which would have allowed her to cancel the tickets if she had to. Total fare: $568 — and that’s before Allegiant’s luggage fee ($29 per item, if you prepaid).

“Enough is enough,” she says. “This airline is insane.”

(Photo: hyper7pro/Flickr)

  • Anonymous

    Maybe you should wear your bags.  ha ha ha

  • Dutch Harbor

    It is my choice to not fly.  Fortunately, I do not have to travel for work, I can visit family via train travel or car, and I have no overwhelming desire to go to any countries on the other side of the Atlantic or Pacific.  I realize I am giving up time and convenience but this is my quiet stand against the insanity of air travel these days and also the insanity of the TSA.  I wish it was a choice more people could make. 

  • Anonymous

    My son flew to South America last September. Below is his experience regarding his flight.
    “I got a flight to Ecuador with Continental airlines and was surprised with how cheap they are. No free meals on that 4+ hour flight to Houston except for food for sale and no free movies or TV watching where they have a credit card you can swipe in front of the seat in front of you for $5.99 for 2 hours of viewing or $7.99 if your flight is longer. Just nickel and diming the passengers and I didn’t see one passenger exchange money on that flight. Not only that but they charged me $45 for my second suitcase which I was unaware of since my travel agent (flight center) said only on the flight back in Peru would they charge $50 for the second suitcase but I should have read the fine print myself instead of relying on them. Don’t think it would have changed anything though. They gave a chintzy little meal on the Houston to Quito which was 5 hours long”.

  • Anonymous

    Do the airlines or any consumer agencies provide guidelines for reimbursement to ticketed passengers who depart the gate late due to overhead luggage striking a passenger plus engine problems, thereby missing scheduled connections and ultimately never arriving at destination on scheduled date?

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure because some businesses or agencies can get really particular.  When I got my kid the passport/passport card, my wife and I had to show government ID at the acceptance facility.  The State Dept lists a bunch of different documents, and they require a photocopy of the front and back of each document presented.  We needed to prepare the photocopies before we arrived.

    The State Dept list didn’t specifically say passport cards were OK, but when I called the State Dept passport hotline, I was told that a passport card is considered equivalent to a passport.  When I asked about a specific government ID that wasn’t specifically on the list, the operator asked my if my wife had another document.

    Sometimes when there are instructions to follow, I’ve found that people can be real sticklers for the letter of the rule.

  • Anonymous

    I’m not worried about replacing a certified birth certificate, although the costs have gone up depending on the office. I’ve actually gotten several for my child.  Part of it was to see how they were different with each office (each office prints a scan of the original, with each one sized differently with different scanning artifacts and only the state verison includes the state file number), another was so the grandparents could have a copy, and another was so we’d have them handy if one was out (like for a passport application).

    What I am worried about is identity theft.  The US government belives that the vast majority of identity fraud using birth certificates as a “foundational document” are with certificates that have been issued by a legitimate government office.  Many of these cases are with lost or stolen birth certificates, while some are with fraudulent birth registration.

    If my kid’s passport or passport card is lost, we can easily just report it lost and the State Dept will cancel it.  It also has a photo, although I’m pretty sure the appearance is going to be very different by the time it expires.  They also have far better standards these days for acceptance. They can’t be used at a port of entry without being scanned.

  • Anonymous

    Like I said, in my case it’s $18 from the city/state, or $23 from the county.  There are no discounts for multiple copies, and anything done by mail requires a notary certify the ID of the requestor. The requestor must be someone like a parent authorized to obtain a full copy rather than a clearly marked informational copy (in California).

    Those might be hints as to where my kid was born.

  • Anonymous

    Well – I just made a reservation on an airline that isn’t Southwest or JetBlue.

    They actually all the baggage fees right in the confirmation, including the fees for oversized bags (defined by the linear dimensions).

  • Anonymous

    Paying for  seating makes me crazy.  I don’t mind if it’s actually “premium” seating or something special, but anymore there’s no consistency between airlines or even general expectations of what an upgrade should be. When we flew back from Hawaii a couple months ago on US Air, we paid $35 for “premium seats” and when I asked what made them premium, assuming it was more leg room, I was told “oh they’re closer to the front of the plane but otherwise they’re the same.” SERIOUSLY? So, we decided to splurge on a first class upgrade that was offered at check in. A JOKE.  $500 more and on this older plane, it wasn’t remotely worth it–the “first class food”? Our choice of the types of chips/crackers that are sold in vending machines. But at least they were bigger, softer seats. Unfortunately, we also “upgraded” our son at the agent’s recommendation to an exit row seat, as he is 6′ tall and didn’t want to sit squashed in with strangers.  However, on that particular plane, the exit row door bulges into the window seat significantly, so he actually had less room and ended up more squashed in between that and the large woman next to him than if he’d stayed in a regular row.  The FA finally gave him a pillow to put between his knee and the door because he was getting so sore.  She said, “I don’t know how they justify charging extra for these seats.” Neither do I.  Used to be upgrade meant “better” now it just means “gotcha sucker.”

  • Anonymous

    Paying for  seating makes me crazy.  I don’t mind if it’s actually “premium” seating or something special, but anymore there’s no consistency between airlines or even general expectations of what an upgrade should be. When we flew back from Hawaii a couple months ago on US Air, we paid $35 for “premium seats” and when I asked what made them premium, assuming it was more leg room, I was told “oh they’re closer to the front of the plane but otherwise they’re the same.” SERIOUSLY? So, we decided to splurge on a first class upgrade that was offered at check in. A JOKE.  $500 more and on this older plane, it wasn’t remotely worth it–the “first class food”? Our choice of the types of chips/crackers that are sold in vending machines. But at least they were bigger, softer seats. Unfortunately, we also “upgraded” our son at the agent’s recommendation to an exit row seat, as he is 6′ tall and didn’t want to sit squashed in with strangers.  However, on that particular plane, the exit row door bulges into the window seat significantly, so he actually had less room and ended up more squashed in between that and the large woman next to him than if he’d stayed in a regular row.  The FA finally gave him a pillow to put between his knee and the door because he was getting so sore.  She said, “I don’t know how they justify charging extra for these seats.” Neither do I.  Used to be upgrade meant “better” now it just means “gotcha sucker.”

  • Anonymous

    I am addressing domestic travel.  A legal document showing the child’s age may be requested if the airline questions the age of a lap child.  We always suggest to clients that after age one, they should have proof with them just in case.  It is your burden of roof.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, after 9/11 counties made changes for obvious reasons.  I think it cost me $18 several years back from my CA county.

  • Anonymous

    I understand. But I’m addressing two things. The first is that Southwest specifically notes the following:

    http://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/family/baby-on-board-pol.html

    “If you choose to travel with your infant on your lap (at no additional charge) the infant will not need a boarding pass; however, you will need to obtain a Boarding Verification Document (BVD) for the infant. The BVD will allow the infant to board the aircraft. BVDs are available at the Southwest Airlines ticket counter on the day of travel. In order to complete your BVD, the Customer Service Agent will need to verify that your infant has not reached his/her second birthday, **so be sure to bring along a copy of your infant’s birth certificate**.”

    The second is that while sometimes certain things are common sense (that a passport card should suffice) that occasionally some people stick to the letter of the rule even if it doesn’t make sense.  I fully expect that we can bring the passport card as proof of age (one reason why we got it for our child) although I’d like to be 100% sure by calling them up.

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  • http://elliott.org Christopher Elliott

    I’m almost hesitant to delete this exchange, because of the nice plug for my book. :-)

  • Anonymous

    Most don’t have a passport card.  Bring the BC but if you don’t have it and a passport card, I doubt it will matter.  It isn’t so black or white.

  • Anonymous

    The fees also make it very difficult to bargain shop.

  • Anonymous

    California just raised the price from $16 to $18.  All other cities and counties have done the same, and it’s going into some special fund.

    I remember getting a copy of our marriage license from a county office.  It wasn’t the same county our kid was born in, but it did include a breakdown of where all the vital records fees went.  One was a domestic violence prevention fund, there was a state fee.  I think less than half of it was an actual fee for the certificate.

    I also understand that a lot of counties consider vital records fees a money maker for their general funds.  California counties don’t have a monopoly since the state can also issue birth certificates, but the state takes more time (up to 6 weeks) and doesn’t have a public counter.  If you deal with the state, that means paying for a notary to verify your ID.

  • Anonymous

    I guess it can get interesting if you’re trying to book something interesting like three adult travelers – all with carry-ons but two with check-in bags.  Or perhaps All with carry-on and check-in luggage but one oversized piece of luggage.

  • Anonymous

    The truth of the matter is most people cannot even get through the clutter of different fares and how quick they change. Their heads are already spinning before they can even figure out ancillary charges.

  • Anonymous

    So this begs a question…
    What if you do pay for the “nice” seat assignment and when you board, the FA demands you give up your seat for a family/pair who must sit together/person with special needs?

    Good luck getting a refund!

  • Anonymous

    The original post is obviously a spam. But that is your entire slanderous summation of a country of over a billion? I am an occasional reader of this site but it doesn’t surprise me that a person who has a weird fascination with CAIR and makes loads of bigoted comments about lots of things would make blanket statements like that. I am willing to bet that you haven’t been to that, or any of the other countries and cultures you regularly deride. Most xenophobes are like that.
     

  • Anonymous

    Female infanticide is okay with you?
    Well, then.

    Carry on, brother. Carry on.

  • Anonymous

    Aww…but I’m having fun trolling the bots…!

  • Anonymous

    Excellent strawman! And you don’t even deny being a xenophobe. Glad we cleared that up. Carry on as usual.

  • Anonymous

    Yawn.

    I’m not a xenophobe because I don’t care to travel back to India. Maybe a stinky-bad-food-hating-caste-system-despising jerk, but hey, I never denied that, pal.

    Peace out, baby.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t delete. I love trolling the bots. :D

  • Asiansm Dan

    Yesterday, I try to book Montreal-London LHR Roundtrip, the fare is 227$ R/T, all the Taxes and Fees are 640$ (3 times the fare). I gave up. Adding the insult is 97$ for using the worst Airport in the world LHR.

  • Asiansm Dan

    Yesterday, I try to book Montreal-London LHR Roundtrip, the fare is 227$ R/T, all the Taxes and Fees are 640$ (3 times the fare). I gave up. Adding the insult is 97$ for using the worst Airport in the world LHR.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OEPJGQPIEB75YYDE5CJY6R3VFE Carver Clark Farrow II

    I made the opposite choice.  I haven’t had any TSA issues.  I love flying and I can hardly wait for my next international trip.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OEPJGQPIEB75YYDE5CJY6R3VFE Carver Clark Farrow II

    Ok.

    But no one is forcing you to buy the upgrades.  If you don’t find them of value, don’t buy them.  What’s the problem?

  • Anonymous

    I think not all ancillary fees are created equal. I see no problem in the “chicken game” of seat assignments, as I don’t think a specific seat assignment is a “must-have” in a flight. So I’m okay with these tactics.

    What I oppose are add-ons such as “convenience fee” or “purchase fee” or surcharges that are not included in the quoted price. I think a fare should include a carry-on, a seat (not necessarily assigned) and all taxes/fees/airport/gov’t charges.

    From reading comments for a long time on Elliott, it seems that some people think they are entitled to a “right to use the system in my favor”, such as in “if I book early and know the inner workings, I have a RIGHT to book a seat of my preference”.

  • Anonymous

    No you pretty much are based on your posting history.  You lose no opportunity to similarly run down Mexicans, have an obsession with CAIR and post made up stories about how foreign looking people are given preferential treatment by TSA and everyone else.  It’s textbook bigotry. Deny it all you want. People usually do.

    The funny thing is that people like you are exactly like many of the loathsome characters who hate this country for whatever slights and make massive generalizations to justify their biases.

    But you continue to live in your spiteful bigoted world sir.

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  • http://www.talestoldfromtheroad.com Dick Jordan

    So, Chris, would be better off flying in the U.S. if the federal government went back to regulating fees and every carrier charged the same fare to fly between any pair of cities?

  • Anonymous

    YAWN.
    I don’t like traveling to Mexico due to the recent problems there. Five years ago, it wasw one of my favorite vacation spots. I have no problems with Mexicans…considering my GF is a Mexican American.

    As far as CAIR goes…I have issues with an organization that promotes a culture which tolerates the subjugation of women and LGBT. Perhaps such behavior is okay with you, though.

    So, just mind your own business and take your nonsense elsewhere.

  • Anonymous

    SRSLY…and not even an entertaining one. LOL.

  • Anonymous

    True, certainly. However, when you’re offered an upgrade, the word “upgrade” carries a connotation. I suppose I could hold up the line and ask “ok so what exactly am I getting for this?” but silly me, when they say “first class upgrade,” I assume “first class upgrade” when they say “exit row upgrade, extra $75″ I assume that means “better than a seat that costs less. Now, I know better. THEN I didn’t and how would I know I didn’t find it of value until AFTER I purchased and experienced it. Kind of silly to say “well then don’t buy it” AFTER I already bought it, eh? I was merely stating my experience and a lesson learned. We can’t all be the the globetrotting know it alls that some of the frequent posters here seem to be *shrug*

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OEPJGQPIEB75YYDE5CJY6R3VFE Carver Clark Farrow II

    On the contrary, you had better ask what are you are getting.  On any given airplane there are regular seats, priority seats, premium seats, business class seats and first class seats.  if you don’t ask, how will you know which one you are getting and if its worth it to you?

  • Bill Armstrong

    They have unbundled prices, which is annoying.  It makes people think they should be able to get $568 worth of tickets for $379.

  • http://www.bestcarry-onluggage.net Jeremiah Johnson

    It seems that airlines will stop at nothing to pad their pockets. There is a level of deceitfulness in trying to charge an extra fee for something they know they will ultimately have to provide to the customer anyhow.