5 sexiest in-flight safety videos ever


In-flight safety videos are big news, thanks to Delta Air Lines’ spiced-up preflight announcements. So as a public service, I’ve reviewed the five sexiest in-flight safety videos online.

Let’s get right to it …

Delta Air Lines

Rating: 5 (out of 5)

What’s sexy: Angelina Jolie lookalike has a gleam in her eye as she discusses water evacuation.

What’s not: nothing.

Air France

Rating: 4

What’s sexy: it’s en Francais.

What’s not sexy: it’s … en Francais.

TACA

Rating: 3

What’s sexy: supermodel shows how to move seat into upright position.

What’s not sexy: symphonic soundtrack is a snoozer.

Virgin America

Rating: 2.5

What’s sexy: lithe female passenger blows into flotation device and smiles.

What’s not sexy: having a bull for a seatmate. (Wait, maybe I got it the wrong way around?)

Air New Zealand

Rating: 2

What’s sexy: woman in leather boots demonstrates brace position.

What’s not sexy: male announcer urges passengers to “do up” seatbelts.

Hat tip to Jeanne “I’m-immune-to-your-charms” Leblanc for finally convincing me the Delta video had gone viral.

Christopher Elliott

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